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"Do you believe in forever? I don't even believe in tomorrow. The only thing that lasts forever are memories and sorrow."

Currently on hiatus from any SJW stuff for the sake of my health. I am open to friendship but closed to debates.

Femdom, kink-critical kinkster, Kemetic Pagan, dork, gamer, soap maker, student, bookworm, music-addict, Mustang-owner, dressage rider, animal-lover, nachosexual. Ask me about my disabilities and receive a free hat.

Hi.

2 hours ago | 1,603 notes

apriorsectorinternalsecurity:

slaaneshi-party-bus:

dontjudgemeimscared:

slaaneshi-party-bus:

Instead of glorifying violence against women, glorify violence against the foul xenos and the lying heretik.

Im going to be unpopular and say that glorifying anything Matt Ward wrote is only a slightly better subsitute.

Grey Knights have been around since at least Index Astartes II, which Ward had no hand in.

That’s what happens when you fake being a nerd just to impress girls, you look dumb as fuck.

If they were going to show bloodtide on the other hand…

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2 hours ago | 1,474 notes

roboboners:

i made a comic about bronies

checkmate feminists.jpg

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2 hours ago | 233 notes

missmonstermel:

Surprise! I have two painted, ready to wear cat skull masks in the shop right now! https://missmonster.myshopify.com

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2 hours ago | 95,507 notes

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D<p>season two of AHS</p>
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4 hours ago | 98 notes
  • Question: Metal Monkey Exotics has a really nice chart showing blood python health sizes on their blood care sheet if people are still giving you shit. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    fimbry:

    reptiliaherps:

    !!

    This one might be it, it’s the one I have saved at least: image

4 hours ago | 7 notes

jadelyn:

omfg who the fuck gets on their phone IN THE WORK BATHROOM (as in while in a stall) to order a cake? I am so. Just. Why?

Fart. A lot. And loudly.

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4 hours ago | 283 notes

crisscrosscutout:

LIFE HACK:

DON’T, DO NOT reblog peoples’ pets with captions about hating the animals. Keep it to yourself, scroll past it, block the tag and move on. I understand that people don’t like all animals, that’s cool, but please understand that I like my animals and I don’t want to see you hating on them.

Via All Tail No Legs: Snake Blog
4 hours ago | 7 notes
Someone managed to make an Edsel look halfway decent imma faint

Someone managed to make an Edsel look halfway decent imma faint

Via World's Best Muscle Cars
4 hours ago | 3,489 notes

lemonteaflower:

do you ever get angry at people who say “technology is bad” cause you know they don’t need it. 

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