Like Tears In The Rain

May 24

kwmurphy: This is Peter Cushing.  You may remember him as the Grand Moff Tarkin. Or as Baron von Frankenstein and Von Helsing in numerous Hammer films, or maybe as Heinrich Haussner in Son of Hitler. Or maybe not. But in our latest riff, DR. WHO AND THE DALEKS, he plays the Doctor. Kind of. His name is actually Dr. Who, he’s human, and he calls the Tardis simply “Tardis,” eschewing the article, as one ought when one mentions “Butthole Surfers.”  Where does this doctor fit in the continuum of the extant Eleven?  He doesn’t. Best I can tell he’s maybe a distant relative, like maybe a Time Cousin, who’s just freeloading of his actual Time Lord family. He even got himself a Tardis, which I don’t think is really a Tardis, but one of those replica kits that you buy and build on the chassis of an old Volkswagen Beetle. But if you bumped into him at a cocktail party you’d probably mistake him for an actual Time Lord. Those of you who are steeped in the canon will enjoy this odd side-trip down a movie studio cul-de-sac. Those of you who are new to Doctor Who, well, just think of this guy as you’re favorite Grand Moff indulging in a bit of cosplay before he goes off to do whatever unspeakable acts Grand Moffs do in their free time.  

kwmurphy:

This is Peter Cushing.  You may remember him as the Grand Moff Tarkin. Or as Baron von Frankenstein and Von Helsing in numerous Hammer films, or maybe as Heinrich Haussner in Son of Hitler.

Or maybe not. But in our latest riff, DR. WHO AND THE DALEKS, he plays the Doctor.

Kind of. His name is actually Dr. Who, he’s human, and he calls the Tardis simply “Tardis,” eschewing the article, as one ought when one mentions “Butthole Surfers.” 

Where does this doctor fit in the continuum of the extant Eleven?  He doesn’t. Best I can tell he’s maybe a distant relative, like maybe a Time Cousin, who’s just freeloading of his actual Time Lord family. He even got himself a Tardis, which I don’t think is really a Tardis, but one of those replica kits that you buy and build on the chassis of an old Volkswagen Beetle. But if you bumped into him at a cocktail party you’d probably mistake him for an actual Time Lord.

Those of you who are steeped in the canon will enjoy this odd side-trip down a movie studio cul-de-sac. Those of you who are new to Doctor Who, well, just think of this guy as you’re favorite Grand Moff indulging in a bit of cosplay before he goes off to do whatever unspeakable acts Grand Moffs do in their free time.  

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

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nudiemuse: fuckyeahasianguyswithlonghair: Yuji Takatori STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP

nudiemuse:

fuckyeahasianguyswithlonghair:

Yuji Takatori

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP

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nudiemuse: theintersections: chocolatemochacream: Juwan Lakota © Native Sun Ink click here and press space bar for more chocolatemochacream unf. UM CAN U NOT WALK AROUND LOOKING THAT HOT PLS THANK YOU.

nudiemuse:

theintersections:

chocolatemochacream:

Juwan Lakota © Native Sun Ink

click here and press space bar for more chocolatemochacream

unf.

UM CAN U NOT WALK AROUND LOOKING THAT HOT PLS THANK YOU.

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darkskiesfilm: The Count Down Begins. Own Dark Skies on Blu-Ray™ May 28th

darkskiesfilm:

The Count Down Begins. Own Dark Skies on Blu-Ray™ May 28th

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URGENT!

xere-the-sun-risesx:

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WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL! 

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!

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cracked: In a glass half-full world, Microsoft finally solved the problem of people borrowing games and never returning them. 5 Features of the New Xbox That Are About to Ruin Everything #5. You Can’t Loan Games to a Friend, and Used Games May Require an Additional Fee The good news is that you don’t need the game disc to play an Xbox One game — every game is required to be installed on the system’s hard drive, and you just play it from there. The bad news is that there would be no way to keep people from just passing around the same disc and installing it on every system in America. “What?” you say, “That sounds like GREAT news!” You didn’t let me finish — to keep you from doing this, every time the disc is put into a new machine, the owner of that account will be required to pay full price before they can play. Read More

cracked:

In a glass half-full world, Microsoft finally solved the problem of people borrowing games and never returning them.

5 Features of the New Xbox That Are About to Ruin Everything

#5. You Can’t Loan Games to a Friend, and Used Games May Require an Additional Fee

The good news is that you don’t need the game disc to play an Xbox One game — every game is required to be installed on the system’s hard drive, and you just play it from there. The bad news is that there would be no way to keep people from just passing around the same disc and installing it on every system in America. “What?” you say, “That sounds like GREAT news!” You didn’t let me finish — to keep you from doing this, every time the disc is put into a new machine, the owner of that account will be required to pay full price before they can play.

Read More

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torque-n-tits: Lol couldnt help but post this XD

torque-n-tits:

Lol couldnt help but post this XD

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felonyfey: decayedintelligence: There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now. Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:


There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

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